The Tweets We Love

Y’all LOVE saying “thanks for coming to my ted talk” but here we are offering you the opportunity to actually give one and suddenly you’re all blind.

— United Fates Festival 2019 (@unitedfatesfest) September 17, 2018

Show more videos of the weather disrespecting the flag so the conservatives will want to fight climate change too https://t.co/rkgs8WFWat

— underrated joe (@MisterRudeman) September 14, 2018

Sometimes I’m going to tweet about activism, and sometimes I’m going to tweet about dogs, and that’s just the way it is.

— Delaney Tarr (@delaneytarr) September 16, 2018

The @NRA wants us to shoot cops? https://t.co/FVhGc0Lqpp

— Ryan Deitsch (@Ryan_Deitsch) September 12, 2018

THE ENDING BIIITTCHHH KANYE REALLY WENT MUTE 💀 https://t.co/mOmJLTmS6V

— PRADANGEL (@angeIictears) August 10, 2018

To bad there isn't a single reporter that can make you look or sound smart

— Mari Copeny (@LittleMissFlint) August 4, 2018

The young people will win. pic.twitter.com/1jYnnQqfjP

— Gracie Lee Pekrul (@gracieleeart) August 2, 2018

Did you know that an entire city was poisoned for years before government even acknowledged it? Did you know that I have been working with @genusee_tweets to make sure as many of those bottles can be recycled and turned into glasses.

— Mari Copeny (@LittleMissFlint) July 29, 2018

i’m almost out of orange nail polish. the young people are not winning rn ://

— laur (@yolaurr) July 25, 2018

When will our kids be learning about this in history… pic.twitter.com/a1jbmrJIZM

— Nate Tinbite (@NateTinbite) May 20, 2018

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— bree butler 🧡🤟🏻 (@breebxtler) July 15, 2018

Burn relief cream will now come with every pop-tart box. https://t.co/9vtYBlEiCs

— Sky (@CaptainSkeylur) July 12, 2018

Waiting for the white smoke to rise from the pizza oven, indicating the selection of a new Papa John

— Eli Yudin (@eliyudin) July 12, 2018

What has been going on with Trump’s hair the last few days? Why is it square now? Someone should tell him not to keep it in a box at night.

— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) July 12, 2018

If your first instinct is to shoot someone right in the chest then girlllllllll you have some deeper issues. https://t.co/fcvNQJlMrS

— Ainsley Brown (@AinsleyBBrown) July 12, 2018

Also a sundress. Try it. 😘 https://t.co/gZK0vKaBTE

— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) July 12, 2018

*lies https://t.co/LBALqGN2HI

— William LeGate (@williamlegate) July 12, 2018

Abraham Lincoln was literally assassinated https://t.co/kmkM2E1g9W

— Ainsley Brown (@AinsleyBBrown) July 12, 2018

We're disabled, Daniel, we're not werewolves. https://t.co/aHLRRf5w7X

— Jennifer Lee Rossman (@JenLRossman) April 25, 2018